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It is so funny, because right now I am very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I am probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.

I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him.

It is a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior.

I have no idea what I am going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.

I also think if you are an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you are just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that is not in the commercial they think you are a genius.

Most of the gaffes I have made have not been funny - they've been stupid.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On Parks and Rec, we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we do not just effuse to one another and be like, Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny, if he was not.

The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. Bridesmaids is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as Bad Teacher.

It is interesting - I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like Everwood that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny.

The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it is funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it is really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it Does not hurt.

It is a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.

I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he is so funny and wry and every scene he is in he just takes. There is a scene in Eclipse where Bella tells him she is a virgin, and it is the funniest, most awkward scene I have ever seen on film.

It is funny how I use social media because I do not use it to promote my restaurants that much. I use it for social issues and I think that is what it is for. I do a few things - I mess around with music a lot because that is a passion of mine. If something strikes me and I want to share it, I do.

He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it is not a good place for you to be.

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

Everybody's funny in different ways.