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Marie Antoinette was funny, I am sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the Let them eat cake line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

You can not make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There is no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you are finished. It is impossible to predict anything.

I have dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look.

I am terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they are not funny. I end up saying, Oh, no, I am joking, I am joking.

Everybody's funny if you love them.

People do not realize that I am really funny and I am an excellent bridge player.

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.

I had a very funny family.

I think I would say The King's Speech is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented there is more laughter in this film than in most comedies, while it is also a moving tear-jerker with an uplifting ending.

The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I do not really think about it as a regular person.

It is funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can not remember the exact years, it is funny is not it?

I have always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.

And the funny thing is, I have always been an optimist - it is practically a congenital disorder with me.

It is funny how intimate it feels to get a text.

I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.

I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and I am choosing my homeland. It is funny: when you get older these things creep up to you.

It is funny, because when you are younger you are in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It could be the three-quarters point, you know? Who knows?

I am one of those hovering mothers and I know it is really important to have an independent child, so I am trying to back off, but it is hard. I love him so much, and he is so funny and cute to me.

I actually was class clown, but I do not know how that happened because I have never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.