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A friend Does not go on a diet because you are fat.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, At my age, I do not even buy green bananas.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can not make him think.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A nickel are not worth a dime anymore.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
I am not afraid of death, I just do not want to be there when it happens.
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man, I mean.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
If two wrongs do not make a right, try three.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.