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It is not common for a woman on television, especially if she is the mom of the family, to be funny. She is usually a straight man or foil.

My mom and I used to listen to records, read, and take train rides across the country in the summer. It was a very chill life. She did not expose me to anything that was ahead of my development, but she expected me to adjust to her world - she did not expect to adjust to mine.

Is not it so weird the day you wake up and you are just going with the flow? And you just suddenly are a mom.

I am a sappy mom now. I did not think I would be. I thought I do be a cool mom who keeps everything in perspective.

I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she did not, I would cry. I was always theatrical. I do not think any of my relatives are surprised.

My mom knows pretty well how I see her.

I am ridiculous in my oversharing my mom and sister are very open but a little more judicious than me... and my father is a decidedly private person.

God blessed me with two unbelievable parents, and I am just like both of them. I have the smile and charisma of my mother and the big heart of my mom, because she wants to save the world and help the world, so I am just like her.

My mom was always saying: Be whatever you want to be, but stick with it. Do not waver. Do not change who you are for anybody.

My mom always says I cut my teeth on the church pew.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Well, my mom is single and we've both been single at the same time over the last ten years, so I really related to the bond between my character and Diane's.

I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, I want a bunch of kids. I want three kids or four kids, and I want to have that relationship again. I can not bring my mom back, but I can have children.

Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I have been surprised at how much I have been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that is true.

My mom loved rock n roll. My father hated it. We couldn't play it when he was around.

I made some truly awful movies. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot was the worst. If you ever want someone to confess to murder just make him or her sit through that film. They will confess to anything after 15 minutes.

I used to say, Man, I think I do be a really good dad. I will be a great provider. I am funny I will go on trips with them - I will do all sorts of stuff. But the momming? I am not made for that. I have a really good mom I know what she put into it.

Washington has got to, across the board, lower taxes for small businesses so that our mom and pops can reinvest and hire people, so that our businesses can thrive.

I am really happy to be a mom, and I am proud of the phase I am in.

Mom ran the house, so we grew up Portuguese.