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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it is time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he is finished.
Never get married in college it is hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
He is the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it Whenever you are right, shut up.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that is what you are looking for, go live with a car battery.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it is either a new car or a new wife.
It is tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
There is only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I will get married again.
Politics Does not make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Basically my wife was immature. I do be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.