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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

Laughter is involuntary. If it is funny you laugh.

What's funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually.

I auditioned for a solo in church and got it. I was about seven and I sang a song called, Jesus, I Heard You Had a Big House and I remember people standing up at the end and me thinking, Oh, I think I am going to like this. That is how it all began. Sounds funny to say you got your start in church, but I did.

It is so different when you change your hair color, you are treated so differently. It is a very funny experience. It is fun - I love changing up my hair.

I am a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it is really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It is kinda funny to think that I am like the old man on campus now. But I am really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they are really good guys.

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny was not about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.

They are great girls. They are very funny, they are very smart, they are fun to be with. They are very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they are very confident girls.

And regardless of the fact that in this country, certainly in the arts, we treat comedy as a second-class citizen, I have never thought of it that way. I have always thought it to be important. The last time I looked, the Greeks were holding up two masks. I have always thought of it not only as having equal value, but as the craft of it, being funny.

It is funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

In my experience, it is not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows.

It is a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyone on heat. It is a strange energy. It is full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music.

Here is the funny thing about the response I have been aware of to my dating famous people: It is been very negative. I am either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.

I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things - in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished.

I am an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that is not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I wanted to be funny, I wanted to be a racecar driver. That is all I thought about. I worked for a race team when I was 15 and I traveled with them.

Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it is also got a very clear vision.

It is funny: I have been very successful and done a lot of films, and I do not really have an agent - I do not really pursue jobs, I let people come to me.

If you look at the game and everything, it is not quite like looking at an animated film, because that is total character. This, this is really movement, but it is got funny little things if you look for the humor. They are actually getting to the character.

It is a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you realize, maybe this becomes harder to do as you get older. That is sort of a cautionary thing. I hope it Does not happen to me.