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I would love to play Funny Girl or Evita, but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I do not know if there needs to be another version of those shows.

I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T... Does not mean she is not a good person. That is a funny character to play.

At school I was very shy. I was not funny really.

I love weird or funny or beautiful sentences Joy Williams could write a microwave-oven manual and I am sure I do love it, because the sentences would be tuned up like music.

I remember listening to the radio as a kid and finding that the songs always made me feel more peaceful. Funny, but the more hurtin the music was, the better it made me feel. I think of that now when I write my songs. I may not be feelin the blues myself, but I am writing them for other people who have a hard life.

What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we are chatting away, nice to see you.

I am so unprofessional on set it is not even funny.

It is funny that it all becomes about clothes. It is bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it is all about your dress. You can not get away from it.

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.

I was not particularly bright, I was not very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.

I think it is so funny when people think they can not control a movie star. They can. We are just women, you know.

I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.

I feel funny about owning art. I do not really want to say: Wow, come and see my Monet - it is in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.

I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I did not realise political writing could be so funny.

And there is a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it is not CG, there is something funny about it.

So often, I read scripts and am like, This would never happen in real life. It is not trying to be funny. It is trying to be serious.

Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He is got 30 years on stage... there is no telling him what's funny.

I am not a believer in the pratfall. I do not think it is funny just to have someone fall down.

They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.