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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

Boston is actually the capital of the world. You did not know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I am one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.

It is not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it is what you learn about yourself, really. It is a funny old hippie thing, but it is true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness.

I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it is funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt as if I had lots of siblings, though in the end I had to leave them and go home. I kind of got the best of both worlds as a kid.

I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she is worked twice as hard to get there, she is had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she is in control.

Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He is funny. He is cute. He is great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that is cool.

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it is just wonderful.

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.

It is funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: So, what does it take to make it? Well, first explain to me what you mean by making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood?

I mean it is funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but it is not competitive like an election, it is the Olympics, it is not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like.

It is funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.

I love things made out of animals. It is just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess I will have to kill a deer.

It is funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it is them.

Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It is a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.

It is funny, as you live through something you are not aware of it.

Maybe I am delusional but I am usually funny. It is not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they had be off TV. They are not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

It is funny when you are a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.