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It is a funny old world.

I am odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.

It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he is stuck with so many bad actors who do not know how to play funny.

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It is not funny and it is not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It is not the least bit funny.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

I think being funny is not anyone first choice.

It is funny how you never think about the women you've had. It is always the ones who get away that you can not forget.

It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

It is always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it is just hilarious.

You know the funny thing, I do not get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That is the one thing I always appreciated. They did not tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny.

There is nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It is a total turn-off.

I am blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I am sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I am nice - and I like to eat.

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I do not know. I mean, how can you tell?