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Are you kidding? I am a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again.

I do not have dating tips.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

I am not interested in dating. I like being with my own best friend, me. Certain women, particularly older women, cannot believe I like going to a social event by myself. But I do.

So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship did not work out, I do take that as failing.

You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he was not serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else.

Dating is different when you get older. You are not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone.

So I go to my first book signing, and these two girls came up and gave me a piece of paper: 10 reasons you should date our dad. He climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. He is a lawyer. He did not know what was going on. He did not even know me. They called him, and he came down and asked me out that day. Now I am dating their dad!

Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle.

I have always gone out with much younger guys. But I rushed into relationships before really getting to know the person. What would come up as a warning sign within the first two weeks of dating would usually be the exact reason the relationship would end!

Here is the funny thing about the response I have been aware of to my dating famous people: It is been very negative. I am either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.

It is ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it is like, Well, of course he did. With me, it should be, Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I will get me a Kristen Bell. But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with.

Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I do not think I am that type.

I think feminism's a bit misinterpreted. It was about casting off all gender roles. There is nothing wrong with a man holding a door open for a girl. But we sort of threw away all the rules, so everybody's confused. And dating becomes a sloppy, uncomfortable, unpleasant thing.

The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh.

I do not mind dating younger men now.

Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, He is very odd, but he likes to cook. He is creepy, but he makes good pancakes!

The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98 but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others.

I am opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It is funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I am really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.

I heard on public radio recently, there is a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns, they keep matching up with other people. Two people will weed down one row and switch over with two other people. It is in Vermont. I do not think I do be very good at Weed Dating.